Maintaining a Degree of Fuckability: Manscaping

This one is for the men. Are you hairy? Do you shave your face, and have a difficult time deciding where to stop once you get closer to the neck? Do you have fuzzy butt cheeks? Do you resemble a plushie? Some women like the chest hair. Especially women who were teenagers in the eighties. *sidenote: Someone please explain this attraction to me?* I'm pretty sure it has something to do with Burt Reynolds. Mmmm.... Burt Reynolds....

However!

What about *ahem* down below? Can you see the tree for the forest?

Now everyone knows I'm a shallow bitch; I make no attempts to hide that. I know everyone has their individual preferences, but I have yet to meet a woman who prefers to date men who have excessively hairy crotches. Trim that shit up, boys! No woman wants to choke out on pubes, or get them stuck in her teeth. Part of "Maintaining a Degree of Fuckability" for men is to keep the body hair in check.

If you don't want to go through the pain of waxing your back, butt and chest, etc., at least take some scissors to the pubes! Ain't no shame or blame in maintaining a short bush, especially if you're expecting women to wax off the whole shebang.

The reason why pubic hair even exists on a human is because it retains scent, thereby attracting sexual partners to us while in the wild. If being up in the club is the wildest it gets for you, there's really no reason to have any pubic hair at all, especially in this day and age where cleanliness and germophobia are so important. (No, not only to me!) There is a very fine line between scent and stank, in my opinion.

I have spoken with some men who say that sexual partners they've had have thought it was weird that they trim their pubes. I, however, would appreciate the effort and the maintenance. Some men would say, "But trimming is gay!" To this I would say, "It's 2010! Is calling someone 'gay' really an insult?" Anyhow, I guarantee that most gays already know this shit anyway, having to deal with it from both sides of the equation, and it's just the heteros who are so behind the times.

Come on, heteros! Step up! Shave it. Wax it. Trim it. Nair it! Hell, scratch that. Don't Nair it. It burns. Burning is not a sensation we would ever want in the nether regions, even if it's not accompanied by VD or UTIs.

Now. Discuss. Ladies: Do you agree? Men: What say you? How does your garden grow?

That's all,

Twills
XOXO