Im a Huge Looser~ This you realize when you really get to know me....You know, If your lucky enough to actually Know me ~Know me....You know?
I love Celebrity Gossip! I use to stalk; via the net: Paris, Lindsey and Britney and I do mean daily...No Kidding, Yup thats right, I Surely, Surely did! I actually liked Kim Kardashian before her show....Im probably the reason she got the damn thing! Seriously, I can pick the hits and fads! Im just simply Fabulous that way!
On another note... just in case Tracey the Boy is reading this.... YES I AM 2 on a first name basis with those girls! Honestly, we didnt call Cher, Mrs Bono! Did we? NO! Cuz she was CHER.....Lindsey, Britney and Paris....all one name, just the same!
The National Enquirer is my Bible....I know there are you King James Version, the Later Day Sainters and Koran Version lovers out there...Not so say the Muffin are those versions even remotely close to the version produced by NE!
You know I spoke with a National Enquirer about a breaking news story once~ It appears I was one of several collaborating tips....it pays to know people who know things! Although they did not pay me for the story...interestingly enough....they'd really rather not pay for the dish! Im just saying! So you know....the National Enquirer does in fact SOURCE their stories and rarely do they GET IT WRONG!
What brings me to this blog is the potty blog we just did in which Twills mentioned John Mayer in the context in which he may like to indulge in the golden shower....well I have to source that...I cant simply believe it because Twills eluded to it....and Pina basically seconded the notion....Peeing on people thats some pretty intimate stuff.... So I went to my trusting and true source of info....Google!
I think John Mayer may be getting credit for Pee'in on people, so a portion of the story is true however, I think the context in which we are applying it and the way it was written may be two different things...Context clues, cues and comma's sincerely do matter when reporting celebrity news....Honestly, ANY news!
SO here is the story.....John Mayer is a bit of a womanizer ...and its said that he "pisses on every relationship he has" and there in lies the Golden Shower Rumor....
Simple enough to dispel......So when you tell me something and I ask you "Why? What? or How do you know that?" Its the Budding Investigative reporter wannabe in me that simply must KnoW! Now I am available for pics of Mr Mayers....UHHHHH "Lil John" cuz after all~ Im still trying to prove and or disprove a rumor!
Enquirer~ing minds wanna know!
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