My girlfriend is really wild in bed, but last week she surprised me by putting her finger in my asshole and I have never cum so hard in my life. I want her to do it again, but I don't want to admit that I liked it. I've never been attracted to guys, but since I did really like ass play, am I gay?
-Back Door Guy-
Dear Anal Lover,
Let's see... Your girlfriend, by definition, is a girl, n'est-ce pas? Not a dude dressed as a girl? Does she have soft skin and dainty hands? Does she have *gasp* a vagina? Because I'm going out on a limb with this one... that unless your girlfriend is a guy, then you're not gay. You just like it when she milks your prostate, which is entirely natural and though I have no prostate of my own, I'm sure is quite pleasurable. Just unclench your butt cheeks and submit. And don't be such a frigging baby!
I'm with Twills on this one. If what you have on your hands is really a woman, than you should really have no problem.
Do some experimenting. If you liked the little bit of ass play, perhaps you and your gal should experiment a little bit more. Check out a sex store together, read some erotica to each other, learn what else you like. There's a whole lot of sex to be had out there, and while finding out what you like, you can totally enjoy yourself along the way.
(I suggest starting out with some small anal beads)
Good luck and enjoy!
Readers, join in and help our friend out, maybe by sharing some of your funkier sexcapades!
Well gentle friends, here ends another fun and fulfilling Friday. Remember, send us your questions to firstname.lastname@example.org, and we will give you the solution to your problems, or maybe just a good old talking to if you're doing what you shouldn't be.
XOX(definitely no touching)
*Twills edit: Pina, how we gonna get all up on them if we don't touch them?