It's Q and A Friday, folks!!

Hey there loyal and new readers! It's Friday, one of the Bettie's favourite day, as you write to us with a question about your life (ALWAYS anonymous), and we get to tell you what to do.Questions are sent to Laynie2@gmail.com by Wednesday night, and we will get out our advice paraphernalia and crystal love balls and give it our best shot- Bettie style.

Question one:



Dear Betties,

I have a problem that I think I may have caused myself, and I'm wondering if you can help me. A while ago, a friend that I have (we're sort of friends with benefits-if you know what I mean) had just got himself a brand spanking new TV. I asked him what he was doing with his old TV (a nice 32' flat screen) and he said, "Nothing. You want it?) Did I want a free flat screen TV? Oh Hell yeah I did! We went on about our night together which ended with us sleeping together. This was not new, we had been sleeping together on and off for two and a half years.
When I woke up the next morning and loaded my great new TV into my car, I began to wonder to myself.

Was I a Whore?

I had just slept with someone and had received what could be thought of as payment in my great new TV. I wondered if that was different from taking money, or was it just a great deal that got me laid (which I liked) and a new TV came that came that my way.

What do you say Betties? Am I a hooker? Did I just turn a trick, or did I just get a TV from a friend? Please help, I'm feeling so confused.

Signed;

Hooker? or Friends with Benefits?

Twills Says,

Hooker, please.  Why are people constantly asking The Betties if they're promiscuous?  It's not as if it's a problem.  Total non-issue for me.  I don't necessarily think you're a prostitute, you're just a slut.  That said, you might as well get paid for it since you were going to hand that poon out all over town anyway.  Just spread your sleaze and not the disease.  You might as well buy the wholesale box of condoms, because I feel sure that you will need them.

That's all,

Twills

XOXO

Pina says;

Twills and I are on the same page here, too.I don't think you are a hooker, but it does seem kinda cheap to have sex and get presents out of it. Then again, hell, if someone wants to give you a swanky new TV and it's two consenting adults, then you go big, sister! Betties love presents, and obviously you are good at the art of love. Take the TV and enjoy!

Until next week, everyone.  Betties out.

Introducing!

Here at "One for the Road", the girls and I have decided that our ideas are just too good to keep to ourselves. We want to get the rest of the world involved. Screw philanthropy! We want to give you advice; advice that we feel is worth following.

Therefore, we have decided that in the best interest of mankind, we will be taking submissions from our adoring public. We have deigned to allow you, gentle readers, the privilege of asking Pina, Brans, Twills (That's me!), questions about any type of relationship issue you might be having.



We're kind of like Dear Abby, without all of that emo bullshit.



Now of course we have qualifications, dammit! Brans is married to a big hunk of burning love, I'm a baby machine and I'm pretty sure that Pina is *gasp* not a virgin. (Just don't tell her that I've said that!) Altogether we've been in a wide variety of relationships in the past, and in general we're just really bossy. Who better to help you with your woes than us?


Send any questions, concerns or hell, if your man is a demon in the sack: bragging rights, to: laynie2@gmail.com. Don't even bother freaking out. All names and/or aliases will be kept in the strictest confidence. Tighter than an octogenarian nun.


We will each answer you in turn, and responses will be posted here on Fridays. (Unless of course one of us comes down with VD again)


So get down to it, people. Don't be shy! Keep those relationship queries filtering in.



That's all,

Twills
XOXO