Good morning minions! I'm willing to bet that because it's Wednesday, and on Wednesdays we tell the truth, that you're wondering why today sucks. Am I right? Here at One For the Road, we don't just wait for you to wonder what sucks, we just tell you; this week however, we're going to let someone else tell The Betties what sucks.
Loyal reader Louminator seems to know, as he made this comment on Monday:
Jacob Lewis said...
I can tell you What Sucks on Wednesday. No blogs from the Betties! Get better already!
Well Lou, to tell you the truth there are not enough antibiotics in the world to keep us Betties in fine form it seems. So today, the thing that sucks is that The Betties have been neglecting you. How will you ever function without at least a weekly dose of snark? You need more Milf Lessons! Haven't you been dying to know the answers to all of the love questions you've been sending to firstname.lastname@example.org?
The Betties have been remiss, if you must know. We've been neglecting your mental health, we've been letting you drive your kids to school in your minivan wearing pajama bottoms. One of you was thinking of going to the salon to get The Kate Gosselin hacked onto your head! For shame! Don't do it, bitches! The Betties are back, and there's a change coming.
Now minions, it's Wednesday. What sucks for you, right here, right now? We need to know these things, and we need to know them now.