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OMG! I just caught my neighbour's kid making out in the back yard... She's 14!!!!! Should I tell?..... Every teenager sneaks out, right?
Dear Nosy Bitch,
Lighten up! As long as it seems like she's consenting then there's not an issue. If they were fucking in the back yard, then perhaps I'd say something, even though it would still be none of my business. If you turn her in now then you're kind of an asshole. Don't you remember what it was like to be 14? Leave the poor girl alone!
I'm with Twills on this one. Unless the girl was making out with your husband or the family dog, why are you watching anyhow? How do you know her parents don't already know?Basically, this is NONE OF YOUR BUSINESS and no one likes a nosy twat for a neighbour.
My husband and I have been married for 15 yrs now, and I am starting to feel like the marriage is slipping. We don't do things together anymore; we hardly talk and we never make love more than once a month. I am still in love with him and want to save my marriage; what should I do?
Try telling him the truth about how you feel. Obviously you've been together a long ass time, you should be able to tell him anything at this point without fear. I'm sure that if he were aware of how you are feeling, you could both take active steps to improve your relationship and to reconnect on a different level.
Whoa! Look at me with the grown up advice! If that doesn't work, offer to swing. I'm pretty sure watching you fuck his best friend while he fucks your best friend would bring the spice back into the relationship real fast.
Communication is key in this issue. If you have been married for 15 (I am assuming good) years, than you should be able to tell him how you feel, see how he is feeling, and perhaps talk about what you can do as a couple to improve each others feelings on the whole subject..
Of course there is always the chance that it is over for him, he's doing his secretary, and he just hasn't had the balls to tell you. If that is the case, get yourself a good lawyer and take the cheating bastard for everything you can.
Well, here endeth another week of sage advice from The Betties. You may ask what qualifies us to give anyone advice and here's why- it has happened to us. All of it.
We have been cheated on, lied to and may have been on the bad guy side of some issues. So, we feel with all our life experience, we can give good, honest advice.
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Until the next batch of questions comes in to Laynie2@gmail.com, try to play nice with each other and we will be back next week with more extremely helpful advice.
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