What is it about men? Show me a fancy gentleman in an argyle sweater vest and I will scarcely check to see if he's cute or has junk in his trunk. Nice, safe boys? No fun. What I love is a bad boy.
It seems almost a given that I have either been with you or will have been into you if you share any one of the following attributes:
--Are you punk as fuck? We can be punk as fuck together.
--Do you have a motorcycle? Alternatively, do you drive a big old rusty farm truck? Yes, I've fallen for that, too. Both.
--Were you once a manwhore? Do you think that a good idea for foreplay is to tell me details about other chicks that you've slept with? Yeah, I think I've dated you too.
--You don't have a job? That's okay, you can come live with me.
--Oh, but you still live with your parents? Sure, we can make out in their basement!
--Do you commonly speak in Ebonics even though you white as Minute Rice? Ima be up on yo ass.
--Why yes, I do like the occasional left-handed cigarette, thank you very much.
--You've got a fast car? I've got a plan to get us out of here.
There is just something about a bad boy. They're dangerous. I don't want to save them, but I want them to have saved themselves. Not to fix them because I think they're damaged; I don't want to apply myself to them like a poultice. I love them for who they are: dark, mysterious past included.
Now tell me ladies, Dapper Dandy or Bad Boy, and why?
That's all,
Twills
XOXO
Ha! I resemble a couple of those. Or used to.
ReplyDeleteI always liked the flip side in girls, too. Bad girls are smokin'.
Always a sucker for the bad boy. I once broke it off with a perfectly nice guy to go out with a bad boy. Long hair, trench coat, Motorcycle and a big johnson (didn't make him a bad boy but it was a bonus). Turned out to be a complete ass. But the sex was worth it well it lasted.
ReplyDeleteI'm not the only one! And T? How you doin'? ;)
ReplyDeleteI love the bad boys too. You forgot one important thing though....TATS!!!!!
ReplyDeleteI don't qualify for any of these prerequisites. That might explain why I'm always the guy without a girl, waiting outside the bar for my over-age buddies to come back with their hot and horny dates while I'm practicing how to smoke cigarettes.
ReplyDeletePina, did you skim? Hence:
ReplyDelete"--You have tattoos. Hell, even if they're on your FACE. Even if they're stupid... It seems I will fall for you."
Loum: You qualify for the sarcasm.
Yeah, I know. That was sarcasm. (I'm so turning you on right now, aren't I?) ;)
ReplyDeleteYou made fun of me without me even knowing it! I think I'm smitten.
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