Wednesday, March 31, 2010

Why People Suck

Introducing a new feature here on "One For the Road":  Why People Suck.  We hope to keep this going on Wednesdays from now on.  We're going to tell you why people suck, then in the comments section we want you, readers, to tell us why people suck.

This week's entry is brought to you by none other than Shiloh Jolie-Pitt, pictured here, photo from Posh24.

Don't tell me that you don't think she's badass.  Cuteness overload!

The reason why people suck, is that if you google any bottom-feeding tabloid rag, you'll see headlines like "Angelina Trying to Turn Shiloh Gay", or "Brad walks on on Angelina For Forcing Shiloh to Dress Like a Boy", or my favourite, "Brad Takes Shiloh and Moves in With Jennifer Anniston:  Says a Friend, 'She was trying to make her become a lesbian!' ".

I don't need to tell you why these people suck, but here are a few.

1)  There is nothing wrong with being gay.

2)  It's not possible to turn people into a gay.

3)  The child looks cute.  She is making her own fashion decisions, and thankfully has parents who have the means and the willingness to support her.

4)  I only wish I could accessorize that well!

5)  My cousin's baby daddy used to be obsessed with wearing skirts when he was that age and grew up to be a manwhore, so there!  Children play with gender roles all the time, and it's normal for them to do so.

6)  The way an individual dresses has nothing to do with sexual orientation, unless perhaps it's like this:

There are a few reasons, though I could go on.  But you tell me, readers.  Why do people suck?  And how?  Discuss.

That's all,




  1. People suck because they cook with bay leaves and don't take them out afterward, causing you to choke on them.

  2. People who aren't gay suck.

  3. Um, okay. Bay leaves suck, and anyone who cooks with them sucks as well. Naturally.

    Uh... Sure. Heteros suck! Team gay!

    *people who don't understand sarcasm suck*

  4. Having my face look like someone took a crowbar to it sucks.

  5. And, yes, whole unremoved bay leaves suck donkey balls.

  6. Why do people suck? Because I want them to.

  7. No, I insisted on it.

  8. Kurt insists too, but that doesn't mean people just jump up and suck for him. Not in this house anyway.

    Shiloh thing, people not only suck, but they're stupid and jealous that their child isn't as imaginative. If they'd stop worrying about forcing them into a sexual preference, they might find the kid puts down the gun and develops into a normal, nonhomicidal human being.

    Wow, that's bitchy. No satellite, 5 kids, shitty coffee = bad morning.

  9. People that realized this Wednesday blog was here on Thursday, thems the people who suck...and Old Fuckers....Old Fuckers Suck! Oh and the bay leaf thing...that sucks! I once twirled pasta on my fork and bit into the BREAD TIE....that sucked for a couple of days....I think my ex mother in law may know now that we are ex's, and shes the B' that lost the bread tie in the pasta! Perhaps she was trying to kill me? EX's SUCK! Had I bit into a bread tie at, we'll say Olive Garden, then Id suck cuz Id be a rich effer! Not blogging in like a month that sucks too! Having some Jack Ass repel the side of your condo to wash windows at 7:30 AM sucks too...thank god I wasnt sleeping nakid!

  10. Oh and having the same repelling window washer think he is the next American Idol...that sucks cuz he cant sing worth a shit, and at 7:30 in the morning unless you're Neil Diamond... Shut the Fuck're GD lucky I didn't have Scissors or You'da been Splat!

    OK That Was awesome!

  11. LOL I abbreviated God Damn and than typed Fuck....I kill me some days!

  12. Why don't you tell us how you really feel, Muffin? ;)

  13. Developing strep throat for the third time in two months sucks. Nausea sucks, and children who have the ability to throw a tennis ball by accident up to the top shelf of the open cupboard and smash their mother's favourite stem glass to the floor while landing the ball neatly on the shelf, they suck too.


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