Today is the day when we ask you to make comments on our blog as "anonymous". Some of you comply, most of you just post under your own names and don't bother. So, today's theme is, "Bitch, why you so nasty?"
Discuss.
That's all,
Twills
XOXO
Twelve Years, Give or Take.
7 years ago
I'll start, but not as anonymous. I'm nasty because it's the first day back to school for the kids after a week's holiday, and I'm tired. The first day back to schedule after holidays are over are the only times when I notice what Monday feels like to everyone else. So also, I HATE Mondaaaaaayyyyyyysssss!
ReplyDeleteI fuck like a beast.
ReplyDeleteSo do I.
ReplyDeleteI'm laughing my ass off @ "I fuck like a beast". Best comment ever.
ReplyDeletei'm 38 years old and have never had an orgasm... that makes me sad. i'm a freak of nature.
ReplyDeleteGod girl I feel sorry for you. You need to learn to double click the mouse!! Then maybe you can fuck like a beast too.
ReplyDeleteSo I guess that would make you a bitch. I know I would be if I was 38 and had never had an orgasm. And so was the last Anonymous poster.
ReplyDeleteI'm not going to be anonomyous either. I am a bitch because most people annoy me to the point I want to smack them.
ReplyDeleteI'm not well liked.
Oh Well. Boofuckinghooo.
I too fuck like a beast and come like a mofo all by myself too
ReplyDeleteIm a Bitch cuz people dont effin listen, and react to stupid shit they hear without fact checking! And thennnnnnnn as if.... come at me like they know....well first rule of debate with the Muffin: Articulate you Jackass, and I shall use your words against you!!
ReplyDeleteRawrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr!
OMG, 38... Can The Betties please help you in your quest? You need to start masturbating with purpose! We'll get you squirting in no time! We want you to try certain things and then you can give us "anonymous" comments in the feedback section.
ReplyDeleteAre you farking kidding me? What the heck happened here while I was gone? This may be quite possibly the most inspired Anonymous Monday we've ever had.
ReplyDeleteOh, and I'm a bitch because I was born that way. At least that's what my mother used to tell me when I was a kid.
ReplyDeleteIt seems obvious now; I should post anonymously more often... and fuck like a beast.
ReplyDelete38, I'm afraid the problem isn't your fault. You just haven't found anybody proficient enough to handle your personal needs in order to achieve your highest potential of arousal. But I shall volunteer my services, if needed. It's the very least I can do.
And heres to a lovely Tuesday!
ReplyDeletei'll take some suggestions from the Betties...
ReplyDeletepersonally, i think i'm wired wrong as no amount of clicking the mouse seems to help
Dayum. If you want to write a question in to laynie2@gmail.com with more details, we'd be happy to give it a whirl on Friday's Advice Day.
ReplyDeleteI just figured it out, and I don't know why we didn't notice this sooner! You need the guy mentioned here:
ReplyDeletehttp://threefunnychicks.blogspot.com/2010/02/betties-advice-day-you-need-it-we-have.html
If you want to come forward with your information, set up a fake email or skype or something and mail it to laynie2@gmail.com, we can put you in touch with The Sexual Healer from a previous post.
I'm nasty 'cause I tried clean and it got me no poon.
ReplyDeleteWell now, that's a great reason. One simply must have the poon.
ReplyDeleteI am a bitch because it is Thursday and there hasn't been anything new on here all week. Come on Betties, I need more than just the normal Monday and Friday posts please! Or I could get nasty ;)
ReplyDeleteWe're on it, just that *certain* Betties were late! ;)
ReplyDeleteListen Im not pregnant! Thats the only late I worry about!
ReplyDeleteYeah right. Come on. You're pregnant.
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