Thursday, January 28, 2010

As the head was crowning her vaginal opening...

One thought ran through her mind......




Must.......Tan, Dye Hair, and Buy Smaller Bras......And not necessarily in that order!

These STUPID weight loss ads! Is anyone else annoyed by them? Any idiot can see she lost weight by giving birth...and it appears she only lost ten pounds 'cuz she gave birth at 7 months.....Hello! Worry less about getting your Tan on Barbie, your baby is in the ICU!

Really, she sucks... I lost 14 pounds within a few days of my last child and 7lbs 14Oz in one effing push....Slacker!

Thanks! That Is All for now
~Muffin

10 comments:

  1. The adds are misleading and they target stay home, middle afternoon Days of our Lives watchin', bon- bon eatin' just had a baby I wanna poke your eyes out mothers..... It is unrealistic to have the expectations that you will ever again look like the add above.
    Are there adds for real bodies of real mothers?
    i haven't seen one yet!!!!

    FYI~ NEW MOMS: YOU WANNA LOOSE WEIGHT~ BREAST FEED!!!!!
    Studies show breast feeding mothers loose weight quicker than non breast feeding mothers ...they are less likely to have post partium depression, some studies even suggest there is a decrease in breast cancer of women who have breast fed....
    now i don't know if the studies are accurate but lets just say for purpose of the blog above...
    YOU ARE CONCERNING YOURSELF WITH YOUR INFANT AND NOT YOUR FLAT ABS, YOUR TAN AND YOUR BIKINI STRINGS.....I would say your priorities are in check and your inside is beautiful because you are fulfilled ...YOU THEN BECOME BEAUTIFUL OUTSIDE BECAUSE YOU RADIATE THE GLOW OF A HAPPY HEALTHY MOTHER!!!!!!

    Love ya ~muffin

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  2. Holy Crap Girl.....when did you become spokes mommy for La Leche League?
    Lighten Up Butter Cup....and Im not talking weight......I think you kinda had the point at first but....I wasn't giving diet tips to new moms! Crazy Ass! Im pointing out We are obviously NOT THAT STUPID to think that Broad One and Broad Two were the same person....I wish my abs looked like Broad Two's though!

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  3. Is Days Of Our Lives even still on?

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  4. I would've loved to have breast fed.


    And I'm pretty sure the chick on the left is four months pregnant!

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  5. You think she was only 4 months prego? I was thinking a little farther along...I mean look how big her knockers are, you know compared to "AFTER" those are full term ti~tas if ever I saw em!

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  6. Not even close to the same woman. And yes, these ads are incredibly offensive and disturbing. Pity the women who spend their money on these wasteful,snake oil cures.

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  7. such an uninspired before/after...they might as well have put a white woman "before" next to a black woman "after"...hahaha

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  8. Her hair grew that much in one week? Well that's something I'd buy. Miracle hair growers!

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  9. Organic Meatbag...Please comment everyblog...I just peed myself laughing at your name!

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  10. Well Holly Consider this...Miracle Hair Growers causes All hair to Grow-ersssssssssss!

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