Milf. Stacy's Mom. Cougar.
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What I'd like to impress upon you today, people, is how important it is to stay hot. I'm not going to lie, I'm a petty bitch. I go to this website on a fairly regular basis to have an immature giggle at the things people are wearing in public. Friends, you don't want to be spotted on People of Walmart Dot Com with your ass hanging out.
In this coming week, I'd like to impress upon you the importance of maintaining a degree of fuckability, and we will discuss various ways to achieve and then maintain this goal. Now by no means do I claim to be the leading expert in this field, but I do have some experience with birthin' babies and then having people actually want to have sex with me afterward. I hope to share what I have learned with you all, and also learn to take my own advice. (Tell me I'm not the only one who suddenly realises in mid-January that she's turned into a sasquatch since the beginning of winter! Rule number one: Keep that shit trimmed/shaved/waxed/BURNT the fuck off)
First up: Maintaining a Degree of Fuckability: Mom Jeans Are Nobody's Friend.
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