It's time, people. It's time for you to start commenting. Now I know that we are narcissistic enough to just keep on blogging without caring what the fuck you people think of us. However, our egos are taking a slight dent (I said slight, don't get all crazy assed) because we keep writing, and you people don't say anything about it! Well, most of you. We do have our loyal victims... I mean... commenters that make our day a hell of a lot brighter; and thank you for that.
We're only here for you, gentle readers! Even the people who write in with advice don't even comment to tell us if they like the advice or not. Rude! After all the trouble we go through to bring the snark and the lolz to you people, you'd think you could as least comment once in a while with a "Heh" or a "Kudos" or even a "Who the fuck do you bitches think you are?" sort of deal. I would even be happy with a little annoying smiley! ;)
I've been inspired lately by this: LINK! This chick holds an Anonymous Monday on her blog, and we need one here. We're going to give you a chance, one chance to redeem yourselves for your silence. Comment on this blog as anonymous. For those trolls and lurkers who don't know, click on "Comments" below. Then you use your keyboard to type characters into the big white box. See that box? You can't miss it. Then you use your mouse to click on that little arrow-thingy that points down. You see that? Okay. So click on that, then there's a bunch of mumbo-jumbo down there. Click on "Anonymous". It's at the bottom! Then use your mouse again to click on the button that says, "Post Comment". Trust me, it will work. For real. You have just made your first comment! Aren't you computer savvy!
We quite often will comment back to you, or someone else will. Then you can check back later, or if you're me, completely fucking stalk the eff out of the blog until someone does write something that you can respond to. It will open a dialogue, thus making The Betties' blogging experience more fulfilling, and thereby making yours more fulfilling in turn. A happy blogger is a comment-heavy blogger.
Today's theme:
What can The Betties do to improve the blog, to make it more enticing for you, the reader?
Discuss. (And when I say 'Discuss', I fucking mean 'DISCUSS, DAMMIT!' in the comment section).
That's all,
Twills
XOXO
Well, THAT's working well so far.
ReplyDeleteImprovements? Since you know me (kinda-sorta) I know damn well you guys aren't going to implement any of MY suggestions.
That leaves it up to the stalkers...
Well For starters we...O I mean The Betteis could and should blog something everyday...and We I mean the Betties should mass slam their friends and family (Those allowed) to read it via a very sad and guilt-wrenching email. I have had Two family members say they dont understand it....did I say I? OOps... "We" mean Perhaps dumb family and friends don't understand it....Listen We all have Drooling Re Re's in the Family! Its about supporting the ones you love you assholes! And You Love me CUZ I EFFING SAID TOO! I mean We....WTF! MuffAnonymous
ReplyDeleteOh Yeah Kudos...PFFFTT
ReplyDeleteHahaah, You Bitches. You rule,and if people don't want to comment, they can suck a big donkey dingle.
ReplyDeleteKUDOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!1111111!!!!!!!1!!!1
ReplyDeleteKudos! See, it's just us again, and T. T, you always here, and we love you for that.
ReplyDeleteYou Betties are such bitches. I don't even know why I bother reading. Probably so that I can make fun of how much you suck.
ReplyDeleteSee? Was that so hard?
ReplyDeleteDoes anyone find it as amusing as I do that there was someone visiting our blog who lives in Beaver Bank, Nova Scotia? Lmao!
ReplyDeleteI am commenting that I have been absent and need to catch up on my reading material.... THANK YOU for giving me something to feast my eyes on over coffee come Saturday.....
ReplyDeleteThis sista is in much need of a vacation to catch up on her life~ and the lives of my BELOVED BETTIES....MUAH XOXOXOX
Beaver Bank could only exist in Nova Scotia. And to anonymous who said we suck, thank you for bothering to express your opinion. Just for curiosity sake, what would make it suck less?
ReplyDeleteOkay dude, that was me. I was just trying to provide inspiration. ;)
ReplyDeleteLMAO! Funny that Twills wrote that we suck....wtf is a twill anyway!?
ReplyDeleteYOU EAT ASS!
This is so much fun!
Guess who?
Gee, what a change from our regular blog. There's 13 comments most from us. *sigh* perhaps we do suck.
ReplyDeletelol! I suck! I can Admit it!
ReplyDeleteYou don't suck! I sometimes don't always see or get the link. I comment most of the time. You guys are great.
ReplyDeleteI suck too! Yippeee!
ReplyDeleteAnd I have no idea who the fuck that is. Who is 'Anonymous' anyway?
It was me you goof ball.
ReplyDeleteOh thanks Barbie....We know we dont really suck, its reverse psychology day...
ReplyDeleteBut you know... *ahem* SUCK. Because I do. ;)
ReplyDeleteI'm not going to comment anonymously because I'm a little scared you'd find me anyway. I'm sorry I don't comment often. Really I am. If you want me to leave random shit now and then anonymously I will. Just please, don't yell at us again. Goodness, all that snark concentrated right at us is terrifying.
ReplyDeleteBut seriously, your posts are great. I giggle or snort every time I read. Often I don't comment because I have a kid hanging on my ass and all I have time to do is read before all hell breaks loose. But now, I will add "Comment on One for the Road" to my daily list of things to do.
You know, I find the same phenomena on my blog. No one comments...every now and then I get a cluster of comments, but they don't match the cluster of views received. Maybe no one has an opinion because we've summed up the thoughts so perfectly there's nothing left to say. No? Okay, just trying to look at the bright side.
Thank you for commenting, and reading. We really do appreciate it. I read you blog too, but I don't comment because I'm a snarky bitch and you are mostly serious and completely non-vulgar over there. ;)
ReplyDeleteWell bitches, I enjoy the time I get to spend on here readding your blog. Please keep it up, it is a welcome break from my boring daily life.
ReplyDeleteWhy thank you, bitch, for commenting. Love it!
ReplyDeleteare you Bitches or Bettie's I am so confused?
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