Here's how this works. You leave us a comment as "Anonymous". You can say anything you want: You have webbed feet. You're attracted to transvestites. You are secretly in love with one of The Betties. No one will ever know it's you.
Party in the comments!
Go!
It's time, people. It's time for you to start commenting. Now I know that we are narcissistic enough to just keep on blogging without caring what the fuck you people think of us. However, our egos are taking a slight dent (I said slight, don't get all crazy assed) because we keep writing, and you people don't say anything about it! Well, most of you. We do have our loyal victims... I mean... commenters that make our day a hell of a lot brighter; and thank you for that.
We're only here for you, gentle readers! Even the people who write in with advice don't even comment to tell us if they like the advice or not. Rude! After all the trouble we go through to bring the snark and the lolz to you people, you'd think you could as least comment once in a while with a "Heh" or a "Kudos" or even a "Who the fuck do you bitches think you are?" sort of deal. I would even be happy with a little annoying smiley! ;)
I've been inspired lately by this: LINK! This chick holds an Anonymous Monday on her blog, and we need one here. We're going to give you a chance, one chance to redeem yourselves for your silence. Comment on this blog as anonymous. For those trolls and lurkers who don't know, click on "Comments" below. Then you use your keyboard to type characters into the big white box. See that box? You can't miss it. Then you use your mouse to click on that little arrow-thingy that points down. You see that? Okay. So click on that, then there's a bunch of mumbo-jumbo down there. Click on "Anonymous". It's at the bottom! Then use your mouse again to click on the button that says, "Post Comment". Trust me, it will work. For real. You have just made your first comment! Aren't you computer savvy!
We quite often will comment back to you, or someone else will. Then you can check back later, or if you're me, completely fucking stalk the eff out of the blog until someone does write something that you can respond to. It will open a dialogue, thus making The Betties' blogging experience more fulfilling, and thereby making yours more fulfilling in turn. A happy blogger is a comment-heavy blogger.
Today's theme:
What can The Betties do to improve the blog, to make it more enticing for you, the reader?
Discuss. (And when I say 'Discuss', I fucking mean 'DISCUSS, DAMMIT!' in the comment section).
That's all,
Twills
XOXO
