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My second toe is longer than the big toe. I can never wear open toed shoes because it would hang over like that bitch in the movie "Shallow Hal" that Jason Alexander's character refused to date because her feet were so ugly even though she had tickets to a Beatles reunion featuring Eric Clapton.
ReplyDeleteThere are a lot of sexy styles of shoes that have a closed toe. And I'm sure there are men who are attracted to feet where the second toe is longer than the big toe. Right?
ReplyDeleteNo, actually there aren't. Wear steel toe boots. Gross.
ReplyDeleteSteel toed boots on a woman? Decidedly unsexy. And you're being mean! Meanie!
ReplyDeleteMy second toe is longer than my big toe too. THere's nothing wrong with that. It means you're Royalty. Honest, I checked.
ReplyDeleteWait, that was supposed to be anonymous. Damn, I always mess it up.
ReplyDeleteI have webbed feet- So suck it "big second toe".... Im attracted to transvestites-They have the cutest Clothes. I are secretly in love with one of The Betties- I are! I really Really Are!. No one will ever know it's Me....Are you sure?
ReplyDeleteThough it pains me to admit this, my second toe is longer also. *hangs head* Well, it's not longer, it's the same size, bordering on being longer. It runs in my family; we call it our "Indian Toe", not to be confused with "Camel Toe", which runs in my family with certain individuals...
ReplyDeleteAnd which Betty do you have a secret crush on? TELL!!!
My toes re even. And I have a crush on a Betty, too
ReplyDeleteHaving your second toe longer is suposed to mean you're smart.
ReplyDeleteI'm in love with ALL of the Betties. Orgy!
ReplyDeleteEveryone loves The Betties! Except for the few that you know... hate us... or whatever. But the rest, we're feeling the love!
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