Do you really, really want to know why people suck? People suck because they never know what day of the week it is. Certain people even forget to put the kids' karate belts in their backpacks before school, because they don't even realise that it's Wednesday. Some people suck so hard that they don't post blogs in the morning because they think it's Tuesday again. That is how much people suck. So you tell me. Why do people suck, for you, today?
This is Twills*. Rollin' in her Mom-mobile, pretending like she knew it was Wednesday all along and that she was totally prepared. Frontin' like Dilf didn't just buy her a minivan yesterday and that's why she wrote that post last week. *People who talk about themselves in the third person suck donkey chocha. Yes. Chocha. Heh.
