Dearest Minions,
Have you seen my snark? I've lost her. I have nothing to rant about this week, I had nothing to rant about last week, and I will most likely not have anything to rant about next week, either. The thing is, Minions, I'm not cranky. I've been in a good mood for so long now that I can't even seem to remember what it was like to be a cranky bitch.
The sun is shining, the weather is perfect, and I'd much rather be lounging around in the sun with a book and a cocktail than I would sitting here in front of my pc. So you'll have to forgive your Betties for their lack of attention. I'm sure when fall starts in and Canada begins to settle in to wait for the depressing onslaught of winter, that we will then be more diligent about writing and also reading your blogs.
Fridays will most likely remain the same. However, this other "thing" that we do here at One For the Road, (and let's call a spade a spade people, we write a few sentences and intersperse it with cuss words and overt sexuality), will likely wane until such a time as we feel inspired to put that type of pure filth forth again.
So you must bear with us while we're out living real lives. Though by the lack of comments of late, I can tell that you're all out there living real lives as well. Please go out, have fun, get into trouble, and then email us your problems at laynie2@gmail.com so that we can try to boss you around.
That's all,
Twills
XOXO-here, have a song. An incredibly misogynistic song, but catchy none the less.
A seasonal blog? Awesome. I always thought the sunshine would melt a Betty, but apparently, I was wrong. Have a good time!
ReplyDeleteEver notice that bitches who don't work never know what fucking day it is? That's something that sucks.
ReplyDeleteI was hoping with all the rain you may have found your bitch.
ReplyDeleteUm, yeah. I've got nothing. I've been wearing yellow, for Buddha's sake. I resemble an egg. And I'm fine with that.
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