Once again, I've got a communicable disease, people. Not The Clap this time, though. I've got the conjunctivitis! Doesn't that sound sexy?
I'm miserable! Make me laugh so hard that I cry, because right now, I really just want to cry. Not only because I have posted a picture of Avril Lavigne *shudder* I used to go to the same church as that bitch occasionally, back in the day. They were the pew-jumping, tongue-speaking, "feeling the spirit of Jesus rushing through your body" kind of congregation. So it's no wonder the poor thing turned out the way she did! Picture her in this type of environment next time you see that stupid camera commercial of hers, or have to suffer through one of her songs. See? I just made myself feel better by dissing a 'celebrity'. Let's dis celebrities today. Go!
That's all,
Twills
XOXO
Fucking twat.
ReplyDeleteThere, I said it. Doesn't matter who I'm referring to, either. Just pick somebody.
What I want to know is who the fuck would marry Larry King? He's old ugly and nothing but skin n bones. I'd leave his bonny ass vand take all his mone too.
ReplyDeleteSorry should read before I post. Drop the v and add a y.
ReplyDeleteHe's just not rich enough for me to want to put up with his old balls. That, and he's not attractive in the least. Hugh Heffner is old as shit, but at least he looks like he might be good in bed despite the fact that he's ancient. And not just because he's a man whore.
ReplyDeleteNow I'm curious to know what the price tag is for putting up with his "old balls". I mean, how much is actually enough?
ReplyDeleteIt's never enough. The only way to put up with old balls is to grow old with them.
ReplyDeleteNo, with Larry King it would never be enough. He looks like a troll. With other old dudes, there might possibly be a price depending on who it was.
ReplyDeleteWho can blame the wife for banging the hot baseball coach. If my kids ball coach looked like that I would have to problem getting my ass out of bed on Saturday morning.
ReplyDeleteI wish the soccer coaches around here were hot, but alas. No. That, and they're usually women.
ReplyDeleteWhere are you Betties?
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